What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

What is your juiciest sex story?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Have you or anyone you know invested in cryptocurrencies before? If so, which one did you invest in and how much profit did you make?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

HELLO

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Short story writers, what is your favorite character you've created and do they appear in more than one of your works?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

After a few moments he returns.

Why do men prefer low-maintanence women?

Sure no problem officer.

Yes sir it is.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Why do many women like tall men?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

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